shane

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Shane, you’re so weird.
At least you’ve shaved
your plaid beard.

I’d worried about you
out on the strand,
un chien Andalou

as they say. Your pipe
emitted foul lies
mixed with night

as you puffed, horny
as a hound dog
born in Borneo

some horrible,
plaid-bearded Romeo.
Shane, you’re deplorable!

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