The Importance of Self-Care During the Apocalypse

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

In other news, handbasket sales are skyrocketing,
and so are skyrocket sales, reported skyrocket
and handbasket sales reports earlier this month.

Silver lining? Think again: DriClime® polyester
lines a rugged but breathable shell putting this
all-season cagoule at the top of your handbasket

for years to come. “What’s in your handbasket?”
goes the popular slogan, though silver and gold
have we none, such as we have we give you—

credit. And the Apocalypse. And a word to the wise:
Take care of yourself. Take a walk, give a hand
job (or jobs), count to 500. You know, Botany 500.

Breathe. The 700 Club. Mile High Club. Fight Club.
Club Med. Breathe (in the air). It’s politics
qua politics—it’s politics during the Apocalypse.

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2 Responses to “The Importance of Self-Care During the Apocalypse”

  1. Kirby Olson Says:

    What a deplorable poem.

  2. Jenny T Says:

    I delight in this poem, and Kirby Olson can suck it.

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