I Can’t Even

Monday, March 6, 2017

Today I can’t even;
I can only odd,
being but one man.

When I say stuff like that
people are awed.
I say it deadpan.

Enhances the effect.
Speaking of which
I’d like to enhance

YOUR effect later on
if you know what
I mean. I mean sect,

plural. Two or more
sects you dirty,
dirty, dirty little hor-

ologist. That’s right,
you utterly filthy
studier of time,

I sometimes hyphenate
for both rhyme
and other reasons.

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