If My Name Were Allison

Thursday, August 24, 2017

If my name were Allison
Eduardo Jackaway Markham Spicer
Shillelagh Samothrace Burns
Eliot Commonplace Thoroughgood
Jones Endoplasm Jiminy
Cargill Archer McFleeter
Rebecca Cuthbert Monkingham
Ledbelly Hartwick Shields
Bork Canton Sparkplug McGee
I would go by Allison McGee
or maybe simply “Sparkplug.”

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One Response to “If My Name Were Allison”

  1. Sparkplug McGee Says:

    This is one of the most important poems of our times.

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