The biggest mistake I ever made was breaking your heart,
if by ‘breaking your heart’ you mean trading my Dwight Yoakam
belt buckle for the false sense of pride with which I entered
my current position at Whirlpool. Wow am I not good at this.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019 at 3:52 am
The only heart you broke was the pacemaker they kept supplying because you did’nt learn your lesson about holding on to the handicapped bar before you went down in the whirlpool.
Tuesday, January 22, 2019 at 9:13 am
Omg